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Anonymous asked:

oh my goddddd ems is the best. I'm jealous of whoever your partner is

A

I have two different full time partners (they work opposite weekends). I’m sure it’s probably quite difficult for them to handle all the awesome, so they have to share me. ☺️

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sarashenanigans asked:

I've been trying to think of a smart ass question for about 10 minutes. I got nothin'. Will you be my fraaaaand?

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ILL BE YOUR FRIEND FOREVER AND FOR SO LOOOONG

Q

Anonymous asked:

I was trying to be considerate by asking "favorite" as opposed to "worst". Funniest ems moment?

A

I appreciate the consideration. Some people are dicks about it.

Funniest? Probably the mid 90’s woman who was growing increasingly concerned with our interest in performing a 12-lead EKG on her. She suffered from extreme Alzheimer’s and with each lead we placed underneath her left breast she forgot what it was we were doing and kept calling us perverts. We would get her calmed down and explain what it was we were doing to her in just enough time for her to again forget why her chest was exposed.

Couldn’t help but laugh after that call was over.

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Anonymous asked:

favorite call you've been on?

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Worlds toughest question for an EMS provider.

Honestly it was probably just the barebones interfacility transfer I did a few months back.

A 32 year old woman who was riddled with cancer — it started in her breast if I remember correctly, and mets had grown in her liver, lungs, uterus, bones, and one of her eyes.

During the transport she seemed to be in a lot of pain, and I told her if she needed I could provide her some relief with narcotics. She kept turning me down, saying she was fine. About twenty minutes into the transport she gave in, and I provided her some relief. She was so grateful.

This woman would not stop fighting for her life and she really taught me a lot about strength.

I’ve seen people with a stubbed finger do less for themselves and cry wolf in a split second.. Not her.

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