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I want to make this my ringtone

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bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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Q

Anonymous asked:

I want to have sex on my period but my boyfriend won't. Suggestions?

A

35georgiaave:

cuntoxica:

Tell him to get a grip.

Okay so, benefits of period sex

• Increased natural lubrication (which makes it better for both people)

• Higher sex drive

• Higher sensitivity, meaning sex can be more pleasurable

• Sex on your period can shorten it’s duration.
The uterus sheds it’s lining by using muscle spasms, orgasms create more muscle spasms, meaning the uterus will push the blood out faster.

• Orgasms get rid of cramps

• The endorphins sex release can get rid of the “bad moods” periods bring on

• Researchers have associated sex during menstruation with decreased endometriosis, as well as with several other health benefits including a long life; absence of heart disease, stroke, and breast cancer; healthy immunity; regulating the menstural cycle; pain managment; and improved quality of life.

To make it less messy

• You’ll have noticed you don’t bleed in the bath/shower, so have shower sex

• Avoid positions that gravity won’t be in your favour with. (I.e being on top)

• Towels. Black/dark ones will help you feel less self conscious about the mess.
And laying on one will help keep the bed clean.


If he’s still being a little bitch, remind him about how you have to put his sweaty dick in your mouth and his balls near your face, and you don’t complain.

" If he’s still being a little bitch, remind him about how you have to put his sweaty dick in your mouth and his balls near your face, and you don’t complain."

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